Funny Addiction Facebook Status

For every Facebook addicts, and for all FB users who always faitfull to watch Facebook started you wake up until you sleep again at night, then here are funny-jokes-humor status updates for you all. However, find out more interesting Facebook status updates on this blog various of topics with click here, or use "Search Box" and start type keywords to search status updates you're searching for, enjoy!

1] "For all those Facebook addicts press "Ctrl and W" at the same time and see what happens! Good Luck!!"

2] "You know you're addicted to Facebook when you eat at the computer instead of a table :)"

3] "Question for all you Facebook junkies: What's the longest you've ever gone without checking your   Facebook?"


4] "help me my bed is kidnapping me; its saying I have to go to bed help please hhhhmmmhmmmmmm   pillow attacking me now helpppppp ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz."


5] " if Facebook was a subject in school, I would have an A+!"


6] " needs to get off Facebook and put her face in a book!"


7] " If being on Facebook was a job, the unemployment rate would drop tremendously!"


8] " A clean house is a sign that your computer has broken and thus you are unable to log on to Facebook."


9] " I m not addicted to facebook. But my computer is!!"


10] " The only way the world is going to end in 2012 is if Facebook is taken off the Internet!"


11] " Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know ;D "


12] " I'm not addicted to Facebook, Facebook is addicted to ME! Facebook needs me so I cannot leave it all alone ..."


13] " OK we are all addicted to Facebook so lets see who can admit it like this.."


14] " when i am bored, i go on facebook. when i am on facebook, i get bored. its a vicious circle."


15] " And then God said, "Let there be Facebook so that no teenager can get his or her homework done."

Facebook Funny Status

"Stop looking at my status, I'm shy."

"Am I a bad person for wanting to choke the life out of someone?"

"My Internet suddenly stopped working.. then I realized our neighbors didn't pay the bill.. How irresponsible :D:D:D"

"Some people just make me laugh because they just don't realize how stupid they are."

"Have you ever noticed how Facebook is like prison? You sit around wasting time & writing on walls while being poked by people you haven't met.."

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid every now and then, but some abuse the privilege."

"Talking to yourself is completely normal. Arguing with yourself is also completely normal. However, if you lose the argument, then you need serious help."

"Dude your profile picture is a car does this mean your a TRANSFORMER!!!"

"DIET stands for Did I Eat That?"

"Nobody is as ugly as their ID pictures and nobody is as cute as their Facebook profile pics."

"It takes talent to ignore the people that are pissing you off...damn, I'm talented!"

"All the good things in life are either Bad, Fattening, or Illegal.. Isn't that just great!!"

"Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Raise, Aim and Fire."

"You can't always control who walks into your life, but you do decide which window to throw them out of."

"Somebody should change their profile name to nobody so when they like something it will say nobody likes this."

"I'm in love with my bed, we're perfect for each other! But my alarm clock just doesn't seem to want us together!!"

"WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised. I take no responsibility for what may happen in the next few hours."

"Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees."

"As I said before, I never repeat myself."

"Insert coin to view my status message."

“We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.”